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Heidi:
What did i do for a surprise?
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Me:
Nothing. I just wanted to. :)
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Heidi:
:) you really do like morning sex. haha
// Heidi Leigh. <3//
She’s just wonderful. Actually, wonderful doesn’t even describe it. She’s the best thing to ever happen to me. :)
// These straight couples on The Newlywed Game all say their sex only last like 5 minutes. What the fuck?!//
Glad I’m a lesbian. Heidi and I go for like an hour and a half, at least. :P
// Shit My Girlfriend Says//
“so no sex for me. :( but can i still have sex with you? :)”
WHY YES. YES YOU CAN.
I couldn’t tell you if I loved you the first moment I saw you, or it was the second or third or fourth. But I remember the first moment I looked at you walking toward me and realized that the rest of the world seemed to vanish when I was with you.
// I swear I must be pregnant. //
All this talk about babies with Heidi is putting my body into chaos.
- my hands are swollen.
- im eating everything in site.
- peeing every 30 minutes.
Jesus christ, i need to calm down on the baby fever.
// My girlfriend just told me we shouldn’t start the dirty picture game…//
fuck you. i think we should.
// Lacey and I split because supposedly I said she had a nasty tore up vagina.//
Uhm, what…? Why would someone put those words in my mouth? Wrong. Oh well.
yes im wearing clothes. a tanktop and a bra. face spam!
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